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Flatulence humor

The assigning of blame

The sourcing of a fart involves a ritual of assignment that sometimes takes the form of a rhyming game. These are frequently used to discourage others from mentioning the fart or to turn the embarrassment of farting into a pleasurable subject matter.[11]The trick is to pin the blame on someone else, often by means of deception, or using a back and forth rhyming game that includes phrases such as the following.

  • Rhyming phrases:[12]
    • He/She who observed it served it.
    • He/She who detected it ejected it.
    • Whoever rhymed it crimed it.(used after someone uses a blaming rhyme)
    • He/She who said the rhyme did the crime. (used after someone uses a blaming rhyme)
    • Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
    • Whoever smelt it dealt it.
    • Whoever denied it supplied it.
    • The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.[13]
    • The smeller’s the feller.
    • He/She who inculpated promulgated.
    • The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
    • Whoever’s poking fun is the smoking gun
    • He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
    • He/She who refuted it tooted it.
    • He/She who pointed the finger pulled the finger.
    • He/She who articulated it particulated it.
    • He/She who deduced it produced it.
    • She who sniffed it biffed it.
    • The slanderer made the gland error.
    • He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
    • Whoever makes the smoke makes the joke.
    • He/She who rapped it cracked it.
    • Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
    • The methane accuser is the nostril abuser.
    • Whoever said it let it.

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    Definitely using “whoever articulated it, particulated it.”
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