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Vampire pumpkins and watermelons

According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures’ lack of teeth.

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    …What?
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    Yeah, what sort of threat are these things supposed to pose?
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